A Dash Of Drugs, Copious Amounts Of Alcohol, And An Onslaught Of Unrepentant One Star Reviews. It's Just Another Apathetic Week At Khi Mao Kitchen. Read Stories About The People Who Dine Out From The FOH Staff Who Serve Them. It's Only Food....Right? Series 1 AWAITING CYNICISM

DEAF THREATS Khi Mao Kitchen Is Taking Callers As The FOH Staff Fields A Complaint From An Outraged Karen With An Assist From A Truly Dedicated Video Relay
ASL Interpreter. Episode 1
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 THE LIL' R.I.T. It's Thai Takeout Thursday At Khi Mao Kitchen As The FOH Staff Rush A Last Minute Catering Order For Lizbeth And Her Special Birthday Boy Nathan. Episode 2
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 A GOOD SON Late Nights Lead To Early Mornings At Khi Mao Kitchen As The FOH Staff Sets Up To Open For Lunch Over Coffee With Extra "Creamer". It's Drunk Energy To The Rescue Because It's Always After Noon Somewhere. Episode 3
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 BATHROOM ETIQUETTE Sarah's 40th Birthday Party Receives Extra Attention On A Lazy Sunday At Khi Mao Kitchen And The FOH Staff Learn It's Best To Accept Drunken Compliments With A Simple 'Thank You'... Allison's Not Hitting On You; She Promises. Episode 4
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 ALLERGIC RETRACTION It's Date Night At Khi Mao Kitchen As The FOH Staff Navigate Serving And Avoiding Nadine As She Awkwardly Stumbles Through The Pitfalls Of Dating In Her 30's. It's Fuckn Brutal Y'all. Episode 5
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 TRUCK NUTS A Late 2-Top 10 Minutes Before Last Call Is The First And Only Table Of The Night At Khi Mao Kitchen And The FOH Stays Late To Learn More About Florida Truck Nut Culture. Episode 6
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 SIGN SAY'S CLOSED,
Y'ALL OPEN? Khi Mao Kitchen Closes Its Doors Every Tuesday For A Day Of Rest And Yet The FOH Staff Still Manage To Earn A 1-Star Review From The Undeterred Linda And Stanley. Episode 7
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 ORANGE TAKEOUT BAG ON FOREST GREEN BACKGROUND WITH NEON PINK SHOCKED EMOJI FACE AERIAL VIEW OF FULL ESPRESSO CUP ON WHITE SAUCER ATOP A BLACK BACKGROUND. NEON CURSIVE LETTERING FOR IN AND OUT ARE WRITTEN ON THE SAUCER ON EITHER SIDE OF THE CUP'S BLACK HANDLE WHICH IS POINTING TOWARD NEON PINK AM LETTERING. HANGING OFF A WHITE WALL AT THE CORNER WHERE IT MEETS A LIME GREEN WALL, A BATHROOM SIGN WITH BOTH MEN AND WOMEN ICONS IS OVERSHADOWED BY THE NEON PINK ALL GENDERS SYMBOL OF A CIRCLED TRIANGLE. HANDS HOLDING A PHONE WITH AN IMAGE OF THE BLOND HAIRED WOMAN SITTING ACROSS THE TABLE AT A RESTAURANT. A NEON CIRCLE WITH THREE ARROWS INSIDE SUGGESTING SWIPE LEFT IS IMPOSED OVER THE WOMAN'S HEAD. MINIATURE RED PICKUP TRUCK WITH A PINK NEON 86 NUMBER IN A BLACK CIRCLE ALL AGAINST A WHITE BACKDROP.
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